Watch out in the senate restrooms! They bore glorious holes through the stall walls.
Senators are always lauding "reaching across the isle" When I think of all the back scratching that goes on in that place I have to wonder what their hands are up to. Especially when you factor in the restroom antics of Larry Craig you can get some rather odd mental images. In the interest of helping the intellectually challenged I am going to suggest that the senators arrange their seats in a great big circle. If they want the kink of anonymity they can arrange the chairs in a circle with one sitting in front of another for a senatorial reach around configuration.
Toe tappers and ring clinkers running the country. You can listen to the ring clinkers theme song here. How ironic that the senate is the home of the big ego. Ring clinkaty Ring clinkaty ring clink a roo. That senate is one cruisy place! One must wonder if they have cut holes in the stall walls yet. Glory Glory Holeleuyah what will those crazy boys do next.
Should I be elected to the senate I will immediately introduce legislation to ban the senatorial gloryholes. They are a little behind the times so I will also introduce legislation to replace their tippy tap toe telegraph with VOIP equipped internet boxes.
If in the Senate crapper and you hear what sounds like huge termites chewing through the wood of your stall it is most likely one of those cruisy senators boring a 3 inch hole in your stall. Mind you he plans more than merely peering through this glorious hole he bores! You are best served to choose the crapper with the armored stall walls. God forbid if you have a bistallic movement.
How is it Barnie Frank and Beans has blown his opportunities to land in the senate? Yikes. I do not want to see or smell it. It’s peanut butter jelly time!
Meanwhile its only John Q. TaxPayer that is loved over and over again until the point of financial ruin ?
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