Even the Commies are Capitalists – Just Not as Fair as True Capitalist

A friend of mine went to Russia for a while in the 90’s for medical equipment repair.  He brought be back one of those hammer and sickly things that the goose steppin commie guards wear on their hats.  Imagine that, something so supposedly manly as being a soldier and you do what ? Accessorize with a hatpin.  But then in this world Gay-ness abounds.  ( please no Ann Coulter haters….even my gay neighbors use the “Its so gay phrase” ) This pin is stamped out of thin sheet metal. You see even communists have to watch the profit margin even if Read more…

Optimal Title – My Title is Now Optimized

The cause of this chiasmatic title is here:  http://elasticdog.com/2004/09/optimal-title/ All my google indexed blog entries are the same because wordpress puts the tagline first. Great…so every entry looks like this:  site:amarketplaceofideas.com DUM eh ?  Now that has been fixed and can percolate through googles database.  The Google entries will look as follows: PostingTitle | WebSite TagLine However since the Google title of the snippet is short it will cut off the tagline in all but the shortest of titles.

The Nigerian Metaphor – Politicians Promise Something for Nothing Too

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY, THE HONORABLE, GOVERNOR OF CBN. ELIZABETH SQUARE, LAGOS- NIGERIA. Email:(proff_soludo2005@yahoo.com) Date: 27th, June 2007. Our Ref:  CBN/OHG/OXD1/2007 Your Ref:……………..  TELEX: CENBANK. PAYMENT FILE: CBN/BEN/07.   ATTN: Dear Beneficiary,  CBN DEBT PAYMENT NOTICE OF OVERDUE FUNDS This letter will definately be amazing to you because of its realistic  value.   Sorry for the inconveniences that was rendered to you in your line of  Inheritance Payment transaction with some Nigerian Officials some while  ago.   I know that this letter will hit you by surprise, but firstly I will  like to introduce myself; I am Read more…

My Demented High School F(r)iends and their Art

 When I was in high school my best friend's little brother and his friend and I hung out also. Both John and Jeff were into the art classes and did various paintings, carvings and drawings. They were demented smokers of the horkachorky. One winterish day John Ady Whitehouse and I were out on a snowy road in Ohio and he started digging in the area just off the road. After a bit he really started to look like a dog with all the debri shooting between his legs just the same way it appears when a dog vigorously digs a hole.  He found Read more…

Operation Big Flush – The Things You Keep – Remnants of the Past

I’m currently executing Operation Big Flush.  I need to be out of the condo I rent by the end of July and I have accumulated alot of stuff over the years.  I want to be light an mobile. Thus I made the first step to sell off anything I can that is not necessary or does not have sentimental value.  After reviewing even stuff I used to think had sentimental value doesn’t really in most cases. Thus I find myself digging in drawers, (not underpants ….drawers ) and tossing a bunch of stuff.   In among all the flotsam and toe Read more…

Now The MMGW Man Made Global Warming Argument is Settled in the Negative – Study the Psychology of the Self Con

With the following article I feel for the leading early adopters we realize that MMGW – Man Made Global Warming was a complete hoax. Reference this article:  Read the sunspots   by R. TIMOTHY PATTERSON    exerpt below in bold: Using computers to conduct what is referred to as a “time series analysis” on the colouration and thickness of the annual layers, we have discovered repeated cycles in marine productivity in this, a region larger than Europe. Specifically, we find a very strong and consistent 11-year cycle throughout the whole record in the sediments and diatom remains. This correlates closely to the well-known Read more…

The Sorry Truth is American Women Are Ugly

Alot of poor American ( meaning from the USA ) don’t even know it but the have been cheated.  On empiric evidence gleaned from my trips to Brazil our women are just not up to snuff.  The dimensions of the problem are 2 fold. Firstly our women have no hips.  On top of that they have these overly large fat girl boobs.  Brazilian girls have a shape to their breasts instead of having some fatty blobs pasted on their chest.  Secondly in percentage there are just hardly any attractive women in the USA.  This situation leads to a dating market value Read more…