Miss Adventures The Tail of the Way High Heels and Trannys that Want Them- T is for Tranny

A few posts back I explained that I am selling off as many of my things as I can stand to part with.  Among these things are these stripper heels that I bought for my Brazilian girlfriend when she was here.  We’ve since broken up and to send me a message she left them here when she left the last time.  ( ok already I know I’m ass ).  Being the cheeky monkey that I am I put an ad on craigslist to sell them because what the hell am I going to do with them ?  And they are too Read more…

Cell and WiFi Phone – My Cell Phone Research

I’m beginning a mini project to get my next cell phone Goals: 1- Work in the USA 2- Work in Brazil 3- Work in Canada 4- Connect through WiFi for text messaging at the very least, voice would be optimum 5- Internet access through phone link access because its wider coverage than WiFi.  Will the cell phone providers allow you to access then net then access skype to make voice over IP calls? ( they would be competing against themselves ) Seamless handoff to WIFI networks    Seemless S-XGen Cell phone has flip out keyboard that’s much easier to type on Read more…

On Mushrooms and Politicians – Manifestations of a Larger Whole

  Our politicians are proxies for our own defects and it seems they are gigantic John McCains campaign is imploding.  I could have told you this would have happened back in 2000.  This is what happens when your main constituency is the press. Very whimsical were the reports of his popularity among the people. It simply didn’t exist. John McCain is a legend in his own mind. Only in his own mind. Let me talk to you about how to see the world more clearly.  Figure heads like McCain or even George Bush are only manifestations of the people.  They can’t Read more…

Social Climbing Robot – I Want to See a Photo of this Toy Robot on a Famous Persons Desk

I have had this cute little wind up robot sitting on my desk here for a long time.  I think I found it sitting on my first cars seat in the 80’s when a friends kid must have left it there.  I never was really sure.  Every time I try to dispatch him he keeps finding away to save himself.  His latest scheme is to become a social climber.  He wants to be photographed on the desk of someone famous.  If you know someone famous won’t you please help?  He wants this person to be someone more famous than the mayor Read more…

Even the Commies are Capitalists – Just Not as Fair as True Capitalist

A friend of mine went to Russia for a while in the 90’s for medical equipment repair.  He brought be back one of those hammer and sickly things that the goose steppin commie guards wear on their hats.  Imagine that, something so supposedly manly as being a soldier and you do what ? Accessorize with a hatpin.  But then in this world Gay-ness abounds.  ( please no Ann Coulter haters….even my gay neighbors use the “Its so gay phrase” ) This pin is stamped out of thin sheet metal. You see even communists have to watch the profit margin even if Read more…

Optimal Title – My Title is Now Optimized

The cause of this chiasmatic title is here:  http://elasticdog.com/2004/09/optimal-title/ All my google indexed blog entries are the same because wordpress puts the tagline first. Great…so every entry looks like this:  site:amarketplaceofideas.com DUM eh ?  Now that has been fixed and can percolate through googles database.  The Google entries will look as follows: PostingTitle | WebSite TagLine However since the Google title of the snippet is short it will cut off the tagline in all but the shortest of titles.

The Nigerian Metaphor – Politicians Promise Something for Nothing Too

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY, THE HONORABLE, GOVERNOR OF CBN. ELIZABETH SQUARE, LAGOS- NIGERIA. Email:(proff_soludo2005@yahoo.com) Date: 27th, June 2007. Our Ref:  CBN/OHG/OXD1/2007 Your Ref:……………..  TELEX: CENBANK. PAYMENT FILE: CBN/BEN/07.   ATTN: Dear Beneficiary,  CBN DEBT PAYMENT NOTICE OF OVERDUE FUNDS This letter will definately be amazing to you because of its realistic  value.   Sorry for the inconveniences that was rendered to you in your line of  Inheritance Payment transaction with some Nigerian Officials some while  ago.   I know that this letter will hit you by surprise, but firstly I will  like to introduce myself; I am Read more…