If John McCain was born in the Canal Zone does that make him food-baby?

You know the kind you give birth to after you eat 2 large cheese pizzas.  You sit there straining hoping for help from above to extricate you newly birthing food-baby.  Of course you might be the type that imagines it more as laying eggs.  Either one works.  Foodbaby, birdturd.  He’s one of them.  But he’s ooooh so senatorial. 

I carumba.  I do not like either of these guys.