I have become a symbol of the possibility of America returning to our best traditions

I really have.   Little old me.  My crap does not stink.  Want a sniff ?  I ate a dozen bran muffins yesterday.  Perhaps you would like me to squat down and leave you a great big present ?   Should I give you a hard on for more than 4 hours you should consult your doctor.   Don’t mind me while I shave the back of your head and draw a face on it.