I am coming around and tossing posies at you. I am giving you that look. But best of all I am delivering a great big box of webfetti to you at work with a shocking pink skin tight outfit on with an incredibly fetid shit stain on the back because I forgot my 110 volt butt plug. Your coworkers will be impressed with your open mindedness. See you there! This page automatically records your location and automatically dispatches a webfetti fairy to your work location with your name and a box of ass-sorted poop shaped chocolates.

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