Hi do you know someone with a bitchy face they look like they're kind of thoughtfully sad or angry for no reason oh look that woman has a bitchy face I wonder why I can't see a reason why that's bitchy resting face that's bitchy resting face that's bitchy resting face but here's a surprise those women might be suffering without you even knowing it they might not even be bitches at all they might just have faces that to you look bitchy so bitchy and they are suffering silently and we should know I've got bitchy resting face I've got bitchy resting face I you know I'm not a bad boyfriend just tell me what I'm doing and I will stop doing it this is the first relationship where I'm really trying to get that your receipt is in the bag and 8.00 dollars is your change please um okay Emily are you married yes oh wait no a little but you don't have to run from this problem you can think hey that woman might not be a bitch at all that might just be her bitch face and that's okay because for every woman suffering from bitchy resting face there's this hi I'm not an asshole the seven asshole face as many men suffer from resting asshole face if not more than women who suffer from bitchy resting face I'm not an asshole I genuinely want to buy you a drink I don't want to fight you I couldn't be happier to earn a living in customer service please excuse my asshole face so if you see someone with a bad look on their face you don't have to bother you can just leave them alone because it might just be their face and if it is their face they probably already know about so there's no need to point it out to them because they have feelings too because if we wanted to be constantly misunderstood we try and talk to a deaf person hey Taylor I think you might actually be a bitch in real life yeah you should have all been aborted bitch you
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