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Charlie the Unicorn All Episodes

Published by Fudgy McFarlen on August 16, 2017August 16, 2017

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Hey Charlie hey Charlie wake up shiny you see the sleepyhead wake up oh god you guys this has better be pretty freakin importance is the meadow on fire no Charlie you found a map to candy mountain candy mountain Charlie yeah Charlie we're going to candy mountain come with us Charlie yeah Charlie it'll be an adventure we're going on an adventure Charlie yeah candy mountain right I'm just gonna you know go back to sleep now yeah Charlie you have to come with us to Candy Man yeah Charlie Candy Man it's land of sweets and joy and join us please stop bouncing on me Charlie yeah candy mountain why fight I go with you to candy mountain enough with the singing already I first thought it's over there charlie oh god what is that it's a leopleuradon charlie magical leopleuradon ID our way to Candy Man all right guys you do know that there's no actual candy mountain right Shannon non-believers ah yeah he's spoken just told us the way it didn't say anything it's just over this bridge Charlie's magical bridge of hope and Wonder is anyone else getting like covered in splinters seriously guys we should be on this thing chaddy shiny shiny sure I might yeah what do you want we had a fridge Charlie we're here well what do you know there actually is a candy mountain candy mountain candy mountain you fill me with sweet sugary goodness go inside the candy mountain cave Charlie yeah Charlie go inside the cave magical wonders are to behold when you enter yeah ah thanks with know things I'm gonna stay out here that you have to enter the candy mountain candy cave Charlie oh and you're down in looking for some cheering up and just head right on up to the candy mountain cave when you get inside you'll find yourself a children real and such a happy and joyful than perky Maryland that gazali pots and gummy drop some candy there's also many things that will brighten up your day it's impossible to wear a frolic and AIDS Alan is the mecca of love the candy cave they've got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats candy ranch chocolate pants suits a wonderland of sweets buy the candy train to town Revere the ground a bank any bells it's a tree as they march across the land cherry ribbon stream across the sky into a ground turn around this town some dancing candy tree in the candy case imagination run so free so no Charlie please will you go into that cave alright fine I'll go into the freaking candy cave this had better be good yeah goodbye John yeah goodbye Charlie goodbye what hey what's going on here hello who is that oh yeah what happened they took my freaking kidney you glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub look over there it's a coral reef no look at you guys and you're floating Charlie we're scuba diving Charlie we're exploring the depths of the ocean blue Oh No here comes a school of poisonous fugu fish oh you gotta watch out for those so uh go away I'm watching TV the vortex is opens Oh God okay what is this Jay we're being pulled into the vortex swim away fugu fish swim away ma no you guys are freaking me out turn this thing off you're still stopping the vortex Charlie guys guys or girls I'm really not sure what you two are Johnny I have the amulet what amulet what's going on the amulet journey the magical amulet okay I don't understand what you're talking about we did it we got the amulet right now go away I'm tired of the horrible things that happen when you're around yo Charlie you we have to take the amulet to the banana king oh yes the banana king of course absolutely not he's counting on us Joey if we don't get the amulet to the banana king the vortex will open and let out a thousand years of darkness darkness all right fine I'll go I'll go what are you two doing stop that Wow look at that hombre con this umbrella knows nvo and those con tomate you see story SSM process what Selma's Alto two days esta noche heaven buenos loc ah what did you do to my fellas just keep walking charlie keep walking hop on board the train charlie it's gonna take us to the banana king I don't see any train all I see is a giant sneaker it's the choo-choo shoe Charlie a choo-choo shoe hurry charlie it's about to leave you got you got chugga-chugga chugga-chugga chugga-chugga chugga-chugga chugga-chugga shoosh yeah I forgot my boarding pass I'll just walk we're here Charlie the Temple of the banana King right let's leave the amulet and go home who is that no no really you guys see it right I gotta be honest I'm getting creeped out here somebody say something Charlie you look quite down with your big sad eyes and your big fat frown the world doesn't have to be so grey Charlie when you're like some Mets when you're feeling blue I was in distress I know what can watch that saddle all you have to do is put a banana in your ear my mama in my ear put a ripe banana right into your favorite here it's true that's also true once it's in your glue will disappear the bad in the world is hard to hear when in your ear abut Anna cheer so going for a banana in your ear I'd rather keep my ear clear you'll never be happy if you live your life in fear it's true love you know true and it's in the skies are bright and clear Oh every day of the Sun shines brighter this big blue sphere so going put a banana in your ear here of course he bursted the flames so forth magical amulet return to the banana king Charlie you're the banana king what hey hey hold on a minute King Charlie oh I'm not that doesn't even make sense Oh hail the banana king I'm not the banana cake you are the banana king oh I am the banana king and the banana king yeah hey where'd you go guys hello get me down from here ah okay that's a sprain hello hello guys where are you ah you gotta be great they robbed me hey what what do you want hello is someone there what what do you want yeah give me a heart attack that's fine we're from the future charlie oh hi Beth the world is in peril oh that is good he's been consumed by evilly and his yeah yep so that was the scariest thing I've ever seen come with us to the future we need your help to finish our snowman no man when you going on about there's no time to explain grab on to our tongues how do i yeah oh that is so gross Charlie we're here in the future this looks exactly the same you'll wake the omou no we need to get to the river and we gotta be sneaky we gotta be sneaky charlie sneaky yeah there's no way I can do that with my legs oh no listen the uma has a walk run what do you I don't hear anything all right look out for the yum yum yeah everywhere what am I missing here Hobbs coming in from above evasive maneuvers yeah Charlie look out for the premiumness can I go home yet Joey get on the girl right behind guy I think I'll take my chances with the booze and the wawas now huggers got journey quickly grab onto our tongues yeah oh really again with the tongues ring ring hello ring ring hello ring ring hello ring ring hello ring who have a bad connection trying to go down below into the liquid abyss oh my god hey I can't swim or breathe underwater ring ring you serious I'm going to throw what does this have to do with snowman see Charlie nah this is where we've hidden the snowman now to save the world right I'm not even gonna ask how I'm still alive because you know what I think I think I died long ago when you tore my eternal punishment you're like a constant downer huh to get to the Snowman we first need to pass the door the door the door what is the door the door is everything that once was and all that will be the door controls time and speed loving dad the door can see into your mind door can see into your soul really that the door can do all that no we're almost there Charlie it's right at the end of this just a few more steps no I won again he's good I cannot it's right up ahead now you can see the other star but I don't care about each and every sea creature you see my Chinese they care about you oh oh you're feeling online and nobody showed any love to them you I can't tell if you're adorable or creepy and your heart is coldest now just change your town get rid of that ground well girl probably gonna go with creepy come swordfish is elevations stop you know it's true catfishes curvaceous – let's run it up to in the ocean blue load fish back fish alligator I screech already never head and I got a flat head matter a sting ray Peter Borik all the junk Bhaskar brown with a bat red gooey fish Shack fish Manowar lady fish Blackie oh baby she's back or electric eel and pray that you're a yellow engine roaring seven sharks licorice our feather bagga-t gray you can ignore this plea that's fine with me but one day you'll see that watch your troll and please stop singing to me if you find that you are gray I guarantee that you will show me feeling for love till I can't wait them touch more fishes carry nations starvation to be with you forever he'll know it's true catfishes flashes blocks down from slumber love the ocean there goes everyone exploding hey look at that hey guys I found the snowman what did you want me to do guys what does Oh sleeping gas of course why did I expect any different oh where am I hey what happened to my horn oh come on really what did that accomplish I would oh look it's my kidney load fish bag fish alligator ice cream shower head have a head and I got a flat hand manner XD great thing to lure egg on the jar crash cart I'm a dreary fish shack fish Manowar lady pitch-black you baby she'll spread coral rich will bring a good chef wicka wicka however I believe it jadon will have much time we need to get to the moon in outer space I don't know why I yelled at moon why do you need no Papa got that dad what's on the moon huge scary millipede watch using gross slimy millipede power to destroy the cavern of the red wind okay I don't know why I'm even asking sabi aside no actual choice here how about we save some time and just gonna freakin move I thought oh I don't understand how you can though they stand how long is this gonna take you go flood where this is the millipede I got y'all a try to get it off I don't feel everything oh so crafted okay honey's this is the place we have you surrounded mr. Bogg there's no God we're here you're ready charlie yeah ready for what oh yeah here we go I am a millipede I am amazing I command you to gaze upon my face you'll never find someone charming as I am I'm the swankiest Bogart and Smith as a star I'm a god I'm addicted behold there's nanus resplendent as I with my sleek little legs and my three hundred eggs on my majesty none can deny because I am the millipede I am mysterious when I vanish I never leave a trace you will not find a bug with such illusions I'm a creature fatherless save your millipedes mature millipede me so gorillas I am a millipede I am the champion of no one else in the universe keeps pace you'll never find someone quite so enchanting while I'm here there's just no second place I'm an idol a king and an object of all there is none quite so gleaming as ah I've got glamour to spare you are right when you stare on the who what when where and the join me in the middle of each level astounding wisdom flows from my person it's like lace you'll never find someone tiling ash I am I'm the swankiest Tulare past certainly best trust and space just exploded like everything does what it thinks to me oh oh I don't want to go it can't make any more this is the most important thing we've ever needed you for if you go into the cavern we'll never bother you again never promise we'll be the last you ever see a votes charlie okay okay I'll go with your attrition ring all right so we're in what do I do what is that gotten kind of for and also gourd at the moon so we're gonna blow it up what okay how do we get back to earth kind of smell ah you guys are going a little far this time huh guys eyes guys coming we don't have much time a starfish there are there tried the Galvan Oh will be explaining the first duty to wish on pay what I'm a star make-a-wish wish to go home alright but what happens to you let's do it my love wish we still go home charlie okay who's next oh hello well this is embarrassing Oh Yolo you

 

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