I have initiated a new category called "Wry Comments". I have several favorite blogs I read religiously and find some real gems in the comments. I start off with a cull from Robert X Cringleys blog as follows: Like mixing poop and icecream; doesn’t hurt the poop but wrecks the Read more…
When I think of John McCain the last thing I think of is hard on. Although the idea of John McCain being cornered and cornholed is amusing. Let me make one thing perfectly clear. John McCain hugging a great big imaginary nut
One of the funniest crook stories I ever heard was the story of how a ranger had been called out to capture and transfer a bobcat to a more appropriate location. The only thing the ranger had to put the bobcat in was a toolbox. He did so after capturing Read more…
Try to spell diary While you do this get a vivid image of the last time you had diarhea When I did this I kept spelling dairy
numb (nm) adj. numb·er, numb·est 1. Deprived of the power to feel or move normally; benumbed: toes numb with cold; too numb with fear to cry out. 2. Emotionally unresponsive; indifferent: numb to yet another appeal. tr. & intr.v. numbed, numb·ing, numbs To make or become numb. [Middle English nome, Read more…
Who is the ugliest senator? Well that’s not important. We just know its a REAL horse race. Barbara Walters? There is a reason why she has never been asked to pose for Playboy mag. ….. and now it is left to us to try to forget the mental image of Read more…
Supporters of Ron Paul. Too funny. The antennas are the best part.
For all you Ballmer haters who want to bag Ballmer: Consider the strategy of balming your bag. Nothing makes a Ballmer critic more cranky than to have a chapped apple sack. Its always said its not wise to keep all your apples in one sack but if you have no other choice Read more…
McCains lecturing perfectly good Americans that they’re too cynical and they need a good dose of public service. …..I’m pretty sure the North Vietnamese would not take him back. You think what the NV did to him is bad. I’m truly surprised that he didn’t just start talking and bore his captors Read more…
I’m not sure which is funnier mummies or Frankenstein. Have you ever been on the phone were your friend is talking endlessly? You’re obliged to give the acknowledgement sound to puncuate the end of each sub-idea. Uh-huh. They just keep going mm mmmm. And you keep uh huhing. After a while Read more…