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Its Banking Day Its Banking Day
When I worked at a large company on Fridays some time near lunch time one of us would shout Its banking day! Its banking day! and it would start a mad run around the plant. Random chaotic fun paths ensued.
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T.A.R.D.S. – Terrestrials Against Rotational Decay Society to Prevent Earths Rotational Slowing
Now for the reading impaired you can listen to Ritard Lespy read this article. This post is about a growing phenomenon affecting our planet. In 1820, the earth rotated on it’s axis once every 86,400 seconds. Today, it takes an entire 86,400.002 seconds. Our beloved Earth’s rotation is slowing at Read more…
Engineering
Hitachi is known to be secretly working on a quantum computer
Note to Hitachi : If people know you are working on it then it is not secret. And I did not even need a quantum computer to figure that out.
Funny
The Senatorial reach across the isle – Why not do it in a circle? Cruisy Senate! Holes in the Stall Walls – Senatorial Glory Holes
Watch out in the senate restrooms! They bore glorious holes through the stall walls. Senators are always lauding "reaching across the isle" When I think of all the back scratching that goes on in that place I have to wonder what their hands are up to. Especially when you Read more…
Funny
Gangs fighting and killing Gangs is the best reason against gun control
Gangs fighting gangs is the best reason against gun control. Consider the following : majority of shooting victims are gang members …some innocent bystanders are hit which is bad but are they really that innocent if they do not leave the areas dominated by gangs? By my reckoning they are Read more…
Funny
Why do the gunman always break the windows out when firing out windows in the movies ?
Couldn't they just lift the window? Or if they are pressed for time and don't want to risk it they could just fire through the window. The thing is its not like they are ducking when they break out the windows in cowboy movies. Just open the window Jesse James!
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Never Break up with her on the Way There
I watched a TV show called Air Emergencies last night. This particular show detailed the story of how an Egyptian Air pilot dove and airplane into the sea killing everyone on board and destroying the artwork of technology that is a Boeing 767. Investigators learned that Gameel Al-Batouti was supposedly reprimanded for Read more…
Funny
Deracified term: Chimp Out
I am hereby deracifying the term chimp out. It applys to all races when upset and angry. Humor factor too high to ignore. Must be used.
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Deracified term: SheBoon
Various racist sites on the internet use some hilarious terms that can be used in context of all races. Thus I hereby for my usage deracify the term sheboon. Sheboon refers to obese black women with the thunder thighs preferably in skin tight spandex looking like so much Jimmy Dean Read more…