hmm and you enjoying yourself i hope you having a good fucking week I hope it's going better than my week hope it's going better than my week i don't know if i'll fuck it i'll get right into it unfortunately a great comedian great friend just one of the best people ever met passed away yesterday charlie murphy and i can't fucking believe it then really cannot believe it i had hadn't talked to him in about a year and i had no idea that that he was sick to that level so i think it's still hit me man it's unbelievable i'm so sick of fucking hilarious great people dying i was actually talking with the friend of mine the other day i was just like dude to hack severed i like what is when was the last time somebody who truly sucked that stand-up comedy died it's fucking unbelievable what a hacks eat disk a big if I was if I had the fucking money I swear to God I get identic meant you know maybe a lil you know it's funny I actually realize halfway through this that I'm still alive so when I kind of shitting on myself somebody's got to put together the hack diet whatever that is those motherfuckers lived to be like 85-90 anyways another just giant I mean you're talking about somebody who when i met him in 2004 had already lived like four lifetimes he had four unbelievable books from his childhood to his teenage years in early 20s living in brooklyn and all this shit that he did to going into the Navy to his brother blowing up and then him getting out of the Navy and working security on the tour and then morphing in two like a screenwriter and actor and then he gets on the Chappelle show just was sitting around as what was told to me just telling these stories oh you know back in the day hanging out with everyone from Prince to Rick James you've seen all those things stories about Whitney Houston II just Sugar Ray Leonard oj simpson he just like that sketch which to this day I'm telling you is I think it's the greatest sketch of all time the Charlie Murphy's true Hollywood story about Rick James and I remember him telling me afterwards I was just like to how true is that shit and he goes well yeah obviously we exaggerated like you know he didn't when he hit me in the head I didn't have a unity you know thing on my head but he's like yeah he did they were like in the back of the limo or something and you know Rick just kind of went to he was trying to be like friendly but like I had it kind of hit Charlie like hard enough in the head then I guess Eddie and his friends were waiting for Charlie rijeka they knew how Charlie was and Charlie kind of got mine fuck for half a second thinking like you know I'd stomp the shit out of anybody who did this to me but it's rick james and it kind of took him like an hour before he was like fuck this and I you know obviously didn't kick him up on a dresser but he did fucking rough him up a little bit in the back room and then when a security came in he did bring him over to the window and say that he was going to throw them out they came anywhere narrow so yeah man it's just really really a sad day and that guy was just he was such a great guy I told you guys a story before he saved my fuckin ass one time I was trying to get in shape right as always as I always him i was living in new york city and i started going down to Gleason's Gym out in Brooklyn you know cuz I didn't want to get all fuckin you know I was jewelry Swank is I believe what I was calling myself so they were giving me shit cuz i just went down there and an actor perform a kind of way to get in boxing shape without ever fuck and you know getting my head kicked in so when I told Charlie that I was going down to Gleason's Gym he goes as I'm going oh yeah okay okay I'm gonna tell you what's going to happen because you Bo they have about six weeks and I don't know where he goes some dudes going to come up to you and start telling you be like how long you been boxing for really ah man you nice man you know I should you know spar some time he goes he's gonna fucking he's going to amp you all up to get you into the ring so he can try out a bunch of shit that he does that he's not dumb enough to try out on a professional boxer and he's going to beat the fuck out of you and I was just like and he just started laughing at me I am I get the fuck out it get the fuck I dude I'm telling you I was like whatever time he said three weeks or six weeks it was like right on the nose I'm sitting there you know on the heavy bag like the comedian / sometimes actor I am hitting the bag like right in this fucking black dude shredded comes over it's like yo Manny go along human along big box before it was like it was almost like Charlie's head was on the guy's head he said the exact same thing oh man you nice mint you ought to get in the fucking ringing all this shit i just started laughing I just started laughing I was like I go man fuck oh fuck like I'm a fucking comedian I'm horrific I'm not getting in this you can try it all your new shit on me and the guy just started laughing threw his head back laughed and then walked away and it was so weird i was like that guy was going to beat the fuck out of me so then I told it to Charlie thinking that he would be amazed that you know you know like like dude I called it what the fuck did I say and he was just like yeah he's like I told you he did that like a million times like he just had this I don't know he had like this fucking sixth sense and I tell you some of those other stories the oj one and the Whitney one but I just feel like those are there was way his stories to tell and if he wanted to share him he would have but so i can only tell you the ones I've ever around when we on that Chappelle show tour was me you know Donnell ashy Larry and him and Charlie was the guy who actually showed me that you could write a new hour of material in two months because I saw him do it because he blew up you know on the second season with that that Rick James story and all Donnell came up with the idea for the tour he was like you know yo son push go out on tour bus so you know we'll have bill open up you know we'll bring you out Charlie you can host it and then Donnell were closed and I think Charlie maybe did this is the fucking balls this guy yet I think he did maybe six shows before we did our first show and i believe it was dayton ohio and we didn't have an agent and Donnell book the thing and so we went out there I was like the only white guy in the room in the theater and we went out there and Charlie hosts and he went out and just went Charlie my fair you know I'm Rick James bitch or something like that place went fucking nuts he told like two more jokes brought me out everybody's looking at me like who the fuck is this guy is this one of the writers this is one of the creators is this the agent on the tour nobody had any idea who the fuck I was so i did my bullshit Charlie came out told another couple of jokes and the donnell close to show everybody had a great time and afterwards we went into the back room ok now we're in the green room and it's like 20 people in there and we don't know anybody once again I'm the only white dude in there me Donnell and Charlie are sitting at this table and all of a sudden these two guys come up was it one guy I can't remember and just had like a fucking bag of cash from that night gig and he had all banded up and just threw it on the table and it all spilled out and it was just sitting there and I was sitting there like what the fuck Donnell and charlie didn't move so I didn't move and I was just sitting there as the white dude like oh I guess this is how black people pay each other I can't have 20 complete strangers in the fucking room drinking and partying and then just a bunch of cash I felt like we robbed a bank or something so we SAT there I swear to God for at least one more mobb deep song whatever the fuck was playing at that time the song song I can't remember whatever it was and finally I forget it was either Donnell or Charlie just sort of casually SAT up and just took the money put it in the bag and then put it down by their side which made me relax a little bit more and I was just like I was sitting there going like I don't think I'm ready for this fucking tour it's just not the way you get paid at the funny bone so we stayed there maybe for like another half hour and then we finally go up to get up to leave and we just walk it out and you just feeling eyeballs on us because we got this big bet just cash and we out go out we get into the fucking they had rented this fucking limo for us we got in the car and the second the car doors closed and we start driving away Donnell just goes you know what the fuck and Charlie was just freaking out and I just start and I was just like just the epiphany that they were actually freaking out too I had no idea you never know looking at that face I'm sure everybody in the room knew that I was fucking uncomfortable and suffice to say after that we got ourselves an agent and we get we got paid by check after that it was just us in the room and that was that infamous tour where they would always make fun that's what that joke came from you know this motherfucker got five shirts that's what that one came from they always make fun of my clothes and that was that time when I was hungover and I just didn't want to get in the car and deal with this shit and they had taught me about the itis which was basically when you eat like a food that's rich in flavor but low and fucking nutrition your body you end up taking a quick catnap because your body literally has to shut everything else down to figure out how to digest nothin what you just put in your stomach so I was standing outside this hotel hungover as hell and I just thought oh my God we're doing that used to be the it was the Chicago zanies and then you do mount vernon and then st. Charles it was three gig run through northern illinois i forget where we just on Janey and I was got too drunk I had a fucking headache and i'm walking out trying to get fresh air god I gotta deal with these two fucking assholes all the way up to this club it's a two-hour drive been non-stop going to be fucking hammer and me I look down the street and it was a Popeye's and I just remember them telling me about the itis and I said fuck this and I went down there I got a bucket of chicken biscuits with mashed potatoes gravy all of that shit and I brought it into the into the fucking limo i was like aunt guys I got some food a great you know they dug and they started eating and I didn't have one piece of it and I swear to God within 20 minutes they're both asleep and I had they slept the entire fucking ride I basically poisoned them temporary poison him and it worked like a goddamn charm and I don't know I just I had to say something about Charlie it's still too sad to really get into the feelings olives but he truly was one not only one of the most amazing just lives of anybody ever lived he just was truly one of the best guys that out that I ever met in this business so all right that's it no getting emotional on the podcast okay so let's get back to the rest of this stuff here um the fucking bro
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