Helping my Swedish neighbors get connected to my access point I could not help but see the humor naturally inside the Swedish language. Snart==Soon. Sad==Orgasm, Klockars == plural of clock. More on this later when I figure out how to set my computer to Swedish.
This is an excellent question and it requires a 2 part answer depending on whether you believe in MMGW or not. If you believe: When you exhale you put out CO2 from your lungs. Thus you are increasing the process of anthropogenic warming. Therefore you should immediately hold your breath. Read more…
 I am one true green buddha god. Worship no other! I was at my neighbor Tord’s house this evening for a barbeque. He had a female Norwegian guest who was studying “political science”. Quotes are put there because as you might suspect what these folks are taught seems to Read more…
The essense of the problem is one of detection. There is a whole area of signal processing called SIGNAL DETECTION THEORY. Its an interesting course. I took it from Doug Cochran as ASU. So how do you pick fly shit out of black pepper? You can not do it. The Read more…
The following is cut and paste from a comment about WIKIPEDIA Poster #1 Infuriating features of Wikipedia practices are: 1.The ease with which an article can be torpedoed by half wits. 2. Failure by Wikipedia to recognise the validity of a topic that only the writer has published and worked Read more…
I am atheist. COMPLETELY!!  Yet I get extremely tired of members of the press talking about religion versus evolution. In superior tones you can hear them pontificate that only a backwards bumpkin would aggitate for creationism to be taught in schools.  These are the same guys who push Man Made Read more…
I was walking home from shipping a package and I notice a pretty girl walking between the main building of a pet shop supply store and a house next door. I was enjoying watching the best part of her as she walked when it appeared something hit her in the Read more…
Emarketbrasil is a portuguese language free classified site. Its targeted at Brazil but since it gets most of its traffic from google search results any portuguese speaker in the world is likely to catch one of its pages. The Alexa distributions below shows this distribution. There is some obvious bias Read more…
I am totally athiest. That is the assumption of this article. Before the currency of the USA had natural and animistic beings and deities on it. Now they only have Caesar and his mausoleums. The photos in the left column show coins before 1925-ish. The photos in the right column Read more…
I was in Banco do Brasil waiting to pick up my automatic teller card. They do not have you stand in line when waiting for this non-teller type of assistance. The do not have you take a number either.  Thus you are stuck sitting there concentrating on who got there Read more…