Summary: If a ridiculous Bee implies an impossible See, an impossible See implies your Bee is ridiculous. Thus Don’t Bee ridiculous. Proof by contradiction is an essential tool of thought that everyone should know. However it is quite evident to me most people do no know it. Let me see if I can Read more…
I am hereby deracifying the term chimp out. It applys to all races when upset and angry. Humor factor too high to ignore. Must be used.
Various racist sites on the internet use some hilarious terms that can be used in context of all races. Thus I hereby for my usage deracify the term sheboon. Sheboon refers to obese black women with the thunder thighs preferably in skin tight spandex looking like so much Jimmy Dean Read more…
I am expressing what is more than a logical conclusion about the USA when I say that USA is risking economic collapse. When I was returning to the USA on American Airlines I talked to several americans. When we got to the topic of oil they all agreed with me. Read more…
Is short for "one breath of air" used to enter lower s-star rated crappers. With this one breath you try to enter said bathroom, apply ass gasket, do your business and exit before needing to take another breath. This is greatly facilitated by availability and use of a handicrapper.
Handicrapper is a portmanteau of Handicapped and Crapper and a play on the word handy ( in the sense of facile ). The wry sense of humor in the phrase comes in to play because it sounds like handicapped which is the real reason why the stall is larger. I Read more…
The s-star system rating system runs on a 1-5 star scale. 1 being the crappiest and 5 being "The Shit"
This is the paper butt protector available in 3 s-star or better restrooms.
If you have ever been in a poorly maintained loo you may have seen a toilet with a chronic condition of scrapies. This is where the toilet goes spinning round making its mark on the toilet in a semi arc. Severity of the disease is rated as follows * Less Read more…
If you watch politics any amount it is evident that most if not all politicians are in politics because they want money and power. Their misplaced egos are on parade every day of the week for those who bother to see it. Its amazing to see how people so useless Read more…