Fun facts about HooJanx Uber Mime

  • The talking mime – Stutters when not telling the truth "ma ma ma ma mimes are th th th the ba ba ba ba best!"
  • He mimes up an imaginary wall to thwart enemies trailing him.  For his super powers to work he has to go silent.  Turbo mime mode.
  • All his emails are mime encoded.
  • What kind of mime can speak?  An uber mime can.
  • Mimelaid laid down to make pursuing vehicles spin out. 
  • He was abducted by imaginary space aliens who probed him with their imaginary gazoo.  Now when he farts it makes the sound of a slide whistle.   This is his achilles heal.  Except it is in his butt.
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