Muhammad has been out of work a really really long time and he is down to his last few bucks. Get finally gets invited to an interview and he needs a suit so he goes to the haberdasher:
Muhammad: I have an interview and I need a suit but I do not have much money.
Haberdasher: Here try this one on.
Muhammad: How much is this?
Haberdasher: 300 dollars
Muhammad: I only have 37.50
Haberdasher: Er well here then try this one on
Moe tries it on and the right leg is short floodwaters style and the same thing with the right sleeve
Muhammad: I can't wear this. This the leg and the arm are too short!
Haberdasher: Well just curl up your leg and arm gimpy style and walk like this
Moe thinks a little bit.
Muhammad: Well I really need this job and I have to have a suit so I'll take it.
So Moe exits the store walks a small distance with his gimpy short legged suit hiding walk and has to step over a couple of wine-o's sitting on the side walk leaned up against a building. After he passes:
Drunk#1: oooho…..wouldya look at that poor crippled guy!
Drunk#2: Yeah but look at the suit he's got on!
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