John McCains Pet Rhino

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Ideas

• Today Mike Stowe is here with the production crew of  the show Filthy Chores.  There to clean up all the Rhino poo.  Which one makes more?
• The rhino is feeling run down and depressed.  " The economy has hit her income and all John McCain worries about it making my multi vitamins harder to get"