Beware of Government Workers on Columbus Day-Government Ers

I made the mistake of going to the post office today forgetting it was Columbus day.  As you know any holiday a normal worker must work a government workers has off.   Thus I walked in the antechamber of the post office only to see the locked doors of the working area. 

I can hear you thinking well gee postal workers are not government workers.  If that is so why is it they get to have their very own social security system apart from ours? When a normal business can do that I’ll believe they are not part of the government.

I hearby am making a proclaimation.  When it comes to the government the workers do very little work.  Thus I suggest we must remove the work from worker and from now on call them government ers.