So I got to heaven after blowing myself up and all I got was this fruit basket

I just saw a discovery channel program that said its quite possible that the 72 virgins promised muslims when they die might be wrong.  It might be with the erroneous placement of a few dots under the letters that "a basket of grapes" was turned into 72 virgins.

Imagine those jackass suicide bombers getting to he(ll)aven and being handed a fruitbasket.  These guys are even bigger saps than true believers of global warming.  And that’s saying something.