I have a friend who has very quick hands. We’ll call him Hans. One day Hans said I’m so fast I can catch birds and squirrels with my bare hands. So we found a squirrel in the park and he crept up all stealthy like a cat. Then in a flash his hands grabbed the squirrel but somehow managed to get an incomplete grip. The Mr. Rocky J. Squirrel was instantly in defense mode and sunk his teeth into his mid-finger knuckly quite deep as they have long teeth. Hans was there in the park waving his hand with Mr. Squirrel flailing and luckily let go after a short bit. It was quite a show. I have not laughed so hard in a long time in spite of the fact it could be bad for my friends health having squirrel germs dead square in his finger joint.
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