Do Not Forget to Oil Hillary RodHam Clintons Neck Bolts

Regarding the biography of Hil-liar-y Clinton the NY Times writes: 

Dallek slams: “Gerth and Van Natta seem to detect no angels in Clinton’s nature whatsoever, much less better ones, and the result is a one-sided figure who never quite springs to life or feels truly authentic.”

Thus they criticize the authors.  Their deduction is that because Hilliary exist the book must be at fault for not springing her to life off the pages of the book.  Have they considered that the authors may not be medically qualified to perform a personality transplant???

The explaination they have completely overlooked is that maybe, just maybe, Hilliary Clinton IS one sided and inauthentic! duh.  Do I have to repeat that in a fake corn pone southern fried accent for you to understand me? 

Frankensteins bride was beautiful. ( Elsa Lanchester ) 

Unfortunately none of Hilliary’s personality surgeons have Frankensteins touch with a scalpel.  In fairness to them the only thing they can do is spray WD-40 to keep the bolts in Hilliary’s neck from rusting.  My suggestion is to merely tell everyone  that she likes to wear monster bolts for humorous relief.